Story of Mr.Looser

Wonder what this blog is about--this is about a person who had a different theory of life-The theory of buffer as i call it.To begin with, i call him a Looser b'cause he prefers buffer and would always buy extra large loose outfits which allowed the free flow of air-in both the directions.I was wondering about the size of his undergarments ,was there a buffer on their size too.

My first impression about this person was might be he was borrowing shirts but slowly i was made aware of his theory and his preference for extra large size.

Once Mr. Looser landed in USA ,the land of opportunity and he was subjected to a tight security check cause of his loose attire which covered more than what Burka might cover.The security personnel sure might have thought it to be a new dress code of Taliban.

His trouble had just started.Once he visited a supermarket and was checking out when the instrument installed at exit started beeping.The store security started checked his bill but his loose attire again contributing to suspicion.He was isolated and checked for shop lifting(although this word is confusing how can one lift a shop!).

As is with every theory there should have been some benefits that might have forced Mr.Looser to choose this kind of lifestyle and i started guessing them.One reason could be - now that India has gained freedom he wanted all his body parts to enjoy this freedom and hence the extra large size garments.The other reason could be that since he was a frequent flyer he did not trust the life saving jackets being offered on the plane and always wore this extra large loose outfit that could be his savior.